My Blog

I don't think anyone is reading this. I am enjoying the first few days of blogging, the fact that anything could be a blog entry that could make someone smile, but I don't think anyone is listening (or reading, I suppose) to my online muses.
Perhaps this is a common occurrence with new blogs, that it takes a while to amass one follower, let alone more than one. I know that when I flip thru blogs here on Blogger, it's few and far between that one catches my eye.
But what if this blog never takes off?!?! What if I'm eighty three and still blogging, and I still have no followers? Do I get an award for persistence? Or do I get smacked for not figuring out everyone's constipated—couldn't give shit.
I've been listening to Bo Burnham a lot lately. I think some of his songs are hilarious, but some are just really dirty and make me giggle when I know I shouldn't.
My school snack bar is out of Diet Coke too. Which doesn't really mean a lot, but I live at school (literally, it's a boarding school) and now I don't get to have Diet Coke during my off-periods during the school day. Ew.



(I'm such a spoiled brat, I'm aware.)